The Good Corn Dispatch

I've decided there's not enough crap to read on the internets, so it seems apt for me to enter the fray.

What you can expect:

• Subpar grammar and punctuation
• Sarcastic hyperbole
• Tales of madness
• A fuck-load of swearing
• Uncivil discourse on the general dysfunction of society
• Pretty pictures
• Random dumb shit
• Pure faction

There'll be more to come soon...

"Embrace the doom before it becomes trendy." - corn

"98% of all quotes on the internet are made up." -MLK